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TURKEY ADVOCATES WILL PROTEST PRESIDENTIAL "PARDONING" CEREMONY
If Turkeys Could Speak They'd Say "Don't 'Pardon' Me, Don't Gobble Me, Eat Tofu Tom and Let Me Be"
Time: 1:00pm - 2:30pm Place: White House Rose Garden
"Eat Mrs. Gobblegood's Golden Brown Pie instead of Mrs. Gobblegood," Mrs Gobblegood tells the nation. "Instead of sarcastically 'pardoning' a turkey to palliate mass murder, food poisoning, moldering carcasses and rotting politics, we urge people to join us in marching to a different drumstick this Thanksgiving and Eat Happy," says United Poultry Concerns president Karen Davis. "That's the way of the future and the road to peace. Eating Tofu Tom means never having to say you're sorry."
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